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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake:

severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet:

what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do?

YOU MUST VOTE IN 2018

The 2018 United States elections will be held (for the most part) on Tuesday, November 6, 2018. During this mid-term election year, all 435 seats in the United States House of Representatives and 33 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested. 38 state and territorial governorships and numerous other state and local elections will also be contested.

THIS THIS THIS

Okay this is CRUCIAL

If Trump seriously wins this election then YOU NEED TO GET OUT AND VOTE DEMOCRAT IN THESE ELECTIONS

ALL OF THESE ELECTIONS

mizuki-takashima:

musclemancer:

supportgay:

quickly made a simple little image for things u can do to help with self confidence! 

replacing your “I’m sorry”’s with “thank you for”’s can do a lot! 

saying”I’m sorry” makes you feel like you are bother and have to apologize for your presence. while “thank you” on the other hand makes it look like you appreciate the other person! 

how we talk about ourselves to other has a much bigger impact on how we look at ourselves than we realize. and changing them can have a huge impact on our recovery!

i can confirm that this is really really helpful not only for yourself but for those around you, saying thank you for stuff helps others feel appreciated and like what they are doing or saying is important to you

I notice that saying “thanks for waiting!” instead of “Sorry for the wait” to customers is an instant mood changer, not just for me (I feel less of a burden this way) but for the customer too. They get to think that I’m actually thanking them for having the patience to wait for two minutes, and it makes them feel good at the same time which is nice :)

sarahbennet:
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“ “Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur.
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“MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?” ”
Someone painted this.
Someone out there sat...
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sarahbennet:

ishipitlikeups:

ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

“Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

“MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?”

Someone painted this.

Someone out there sat down and said that they were going to paint this.

Somebody planned this out and then did it.

What a time to be alive.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING THING FOR MONTHS

The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me

teenytinybeepboop:

gracelessaesthetic:

fuck-customers:

“One of your cashiers has a huge zit on her cheek. It was gross looking and I lost my appetite. She should have popped it before she came in this morning.”

“The cashier over there was counting money. As a joke, my ten-year-old started shouting random numbers. The cashier made an angry face and now my son is upset. He has no right to get angry at a little kid who doesn’t know any better.”

“Cashiers shouldn’t be drinking water bottles while on the clock. What if they put vodka in there?”

“One of your employees has way too many tattoos and does her makeup way too dark. I don’t like her funky colored hair either. It’s trashy and unprofessional. I won’t be shopping here anymore.”

“If the pregnant girl wanted to have relations out of wedlock, that’s up to her, but she should be wearing a fake wedding band while she’s working. I don’t want my children to think that premarital sex is okay.”

“Some of your cigarettes are marked as ”$1 off". You shouldn’t sell them. They condone smoking.“

“I was told I couldn’t bring my 15-year-old son into the liquor section. It wasn’t like I was buying booze for him!”

“The cashier farted silently while she was ringing me up. It smelled horrible.”

“You shouldn’t allow people to bring their service dogs in the store. I don’t like dogs. They make me uncomfortable.”

“You really shouldn’t let your employees go home in the middle of a rush.”

“I let my son eat a banana while I was shopping. I told the cashier. She said that bananas go by weight and she can’t ring them up without the actual product. She told me it was fine and just to remember for the next time, but I know she didn’t mean it so I felt obligated to run all the way back to the produce department and grab another one so that she could charge me.”

“There are way too many foreigners working here. You should be more concerned about making sure Americans are employed.”

“You should build a separate bathroom for employees.”

“I pulled into a handicap spot. One of your cart pushers told me I had to move. I may not be handicapped but I have had a very long day and I don’t have the energy to walk across the entire parking lot.”

“Not hiring my son because of his age is discrimination. I got him his working papers on his 14th birthday last week. That should be enough.”

“Cashiers shouldn’t let customers bag their own purchases under any circumstances.”

Wow people are awful

the only way to read these is in a white suburban mom voice

“You should build a separate bathroom for employees.” Yeah sure thing, lemme just hire a construction crew to shoehorn a separate bathroom into the floor-plan; then the staff won’t have to listen to your shit.

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